DATING TIPS! Is Your Tinder Match Actually Human?—Louella Persons, The World Interpreter
So, what’s a human woman to do in the 21st-century world of electronic speed dating? Apps like Tinder are great because they allow you the freedom to choose from a much wider pool of suitors, but they also present a unique challenge in that not every match is probably human.
For reals. There have been a number of high-profile cases in the news recently about monsters and demons and creatures from other dimensions posing as human men for all kinds of strange and disgusting reasons. Remember the one about the Chthonic deity Zorg trying to impregnate his date with a version of himself?
Simple identifiers like these will tell you what kind of monster he is and if you should accept his offer to grab a drink at your local Pit of Despair. Be mindful, and be safe.